Crabby Lives!
I am woman - watch me not make up my mind. The new blog sucked (thanks anyway, Kim), and the tried and true Crabby Says seems to have rid itself of whatever bug erradicated my comments last week. I hope you didn't change your bookmarks!

I've had quite a busy and stressful week, despite the arrival of my pretty and pretty smart assistant. It's hard work having an assistant (yeah, cry me a river, I know). I'm not used to delegating, but I'm happily getting the hang of it.

Some funny things have blasted through the fog in my head recently. For your amusement, I bring you this week's Seen and Heard!

From nephew, last night:
"Did you know that SpongeBob SquarePants likes to eat Krabby Burgers?"
Sign in Pho Mi Kim Mi (Foamy Kimmy!) restaurant, on Tuesday:
"Washroom is for our customer".
Sign in Pho Mi Kim Mi restaurant, this morning:
"Going out of business".
While standing at bus stop in Etobicoke last night:
"Hey baby, going somewhere?" Sheesh.
On real estate pamphlet in my mailbox:
"Thinking of moving?" Are you high???
On document describing partner organizations:
"... seeks to provide exemplary thought leadership". Does that mean that their thoughts are in charge of my thoughts?
From prospective new employer of Mr. Crabby, with whom he has met at least four times since April:
"Give me a call and make me believe that you really want to work here." Go take a long hard suck on....