Out of Hand and In Bad Taste
It's hot, it's dark, it's a state of emergency, and this is my 100th posting. What better time for Ice Queen to issue a proclamation of Lesbian Week on Crabby Says? In celebration of our exclusively partisan sisters, I invite you to share your lesbian fantasies, tell your dyke jokes, stop shaving your legs, and burn your bras.

I'll start you off. In an effort to fit in at Concordia University in the late 80's, I stopped wearing a bra for a short time. That's when my sisters could stand up by themselves. The times they are a changin'. And one time (not at band camp, although I did go to band camp), I slept in a bed with another woman and a man. Nothing happened, but it's the closest I've been...

Oh go ahead, be rude.