Tuesday, April 08, 2003


I'm Back and I'm Crabby
I'm mostly a keep-to-myself kind of person... I have no need of strangers, am bored by idle chit chat, and think most people are somehow inferior. Yes, really I do. That's why I make a bad dog walker. What's with the Dog People? Just because there's a dog on a leash in front of me does not mean that you can talk to me. "Oh, your dog has hip displasia (sp?). I can just tell." Or, "You shouldn't let your dog jump up and bite you on the arm. You should train your dog better." And yesterday... "I'd come over and say hi to your dog but I'm in a rush." I have to be the welcome wagon lady just because we all have dogs? Now I was especially cranky last week, getting over food poisoning/bad bugness.... but really people. Have some dignity. Maybe I'll start talking back, instead of smiling tersely and ignoring them: "Has your dog always been fat?" "Got dressed in the dark this morning?" That'll teach 'em.