What Makes Me Crabby?

Montreal Hockey Fans. They boo'ed the American anthem. First of all, Shut Up. Secondly, the US anthem is better than ours. Thirdly, we should be ashamed of ourselves.
War. It makes me think of the last war, when I was living in Montreal. Both sucked.
Dog Crap. It's all over the place.
Laundry. Does it ever end?
Cat puke. Ditto.
Junk Mail. The grammar! Have you actually read the unsolicited shit that comes to your home? Shudder! Actually, bad grammar makes me crabby too.
Oprah's Book Club. Three of my library books have that stupid logo on their covers. Now I don't want to read them.
Martha. Last night she did a segment on what to pack for long hikes with your dog. AS IF she walks her own dogs.