Seen and Heard
New restaurant at Broadview/Gerrard: Pho Mi Kim My. Foamy Kimmy! Let's go!
On my front porch: Cold Shoulder's half-eaten bikini top, delivered to us by her puppy.
In backyard, on table: mangled, half-eaten bird, delivered to us by HRH Huckle. There just isn't enough Clorox.
Movie rental last night: Dark Blue. Geeze Louise it was a hateful movie.
On 505 streetcar: "Hey kid. Asshole. Yeah, you. Get your sorry lame-ass out of your goddamn seat so this lady may sit down." Hurrah! A human-spotting!
In Little India, last evening: "Hey Lady! Get It Here!" (ed. note: the "come before you buy" sign is still posted).