Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

To ligate or not to ligate, that is the question. OHIP will cover the procedure... no surprise there. Any org under the direction of men would naturally cough up the money for a woman to have her tubes tied, just so they don't have to take a half hour out of their day to be snipped. Are there any event planners out there who can stage the operation? Decorate the hospital room ( I envision some plastic palm trees and canvas deck chairs )... prepare speaking notes for our grateful husbands.... arrange catering ( blender drinks, sliced mango ), keep the press away... I say "our husbands", since a close friend is also considering tubal ligation. Ah, the things we do for love.