How I Know I'm Getting Old

1) My parents have retired.
2) One of my best friends makes me use coasters. Coasters!
3) A doctor told me recently "As we age, dear....".
4) I have a nephew in university.
5) I use words like 'photodynamic therapy' and 'lycopene' in sentences.
6) I have forsaken Entertainment Tonight for CNN. Wolf Blitzer's a hottie!
7) I think Wolf Blitzer's a hottie.
8) Recently spent $47 on anti-aging serum.
9) Movie stars are dating people younger than I.
10) One word: insoles.