Today's List: What to Do

What to Rent: "Who is Cletus Tout", which includes some surprising shots of my street corner.
What to Get: A job as a location scout in the film industry. Apparently they aren't too picky.
What to Eat: Nerdamame (widely known as edamame). Although ubiquitous, I just discovered it in January.
What to Wear: T-shirts!! Capri pants!! Sandals!! Sunglasses!! Lipstick!!
What to Say: "Those guys are the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked." =Homer Simpson
What to Read: Anything. Just read.
What to Celebrate: The return of Elizabeth Smart. Lost to her family since June, she's been in my head the whole time. Too bad nobody looked there.
What to Watch: "Curb Your Enthusiasm". If "Seinfeld" was beer, "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is cognac.