What's Your House Smell Like?

Remember Soup Wiff from Wayne's World? My house has Soup Wiff, after cooking a pot roast all yesterday afternoon. The whole place smells like beef, despite burning incense stick after incense stick. It's been worse... I remember cigar party wiff, singed electrical cord wiff, burned pizza wiff, and worst of all, very very sick cat wiff, which took days and much Fabreeze to disspiate.

The pot roast was cooked in honour of my parents' safe return home from their American trailer park and discount outlet mall odyssey. They brought me back a lint trap as a souvenir.