Underpants underwraps

I have no interest in looking at your lower back. I have less than no interest in looking at your tatoo, or the band of your underwear. You're not doing yourself any favours by dressing this way at the office. If you insist on wearing those ridiculous low-rise pants, then wear a long shirt. Or, just dress in normal business attire like the rest of us. Or, stop bending over.

For the love of God, stop bending over.