Seen and Heard

On the streetcar after work yesterday:
"Dude, that f'ing sucks. For how long? Do you have your own cell? That f'ing sucks. What's he in for? When is f'ing lockup? Dude."

On the streetcar, before work this morning:
A tarty chick was carrying a plastic doll dressed up like a newborn baby. She was carrying it as though it was a real baby. Her plastic baby would cry from time to time, a sound that resembled our lawn mower before it finally quit for good. "It's 40% of my mark," she explained to those around her. WTF?

At the Clinique counter:
Pore minimizing stuff. It's miraculous - words cannot explain. Go get it now. Go!

At work this morning, to Sister StaceyPatrick:
"What a ferocious week. Last Friday seems like four months ago."

Bonne fin de semaine!