Wednesday, October 20, 2004

I need a wife

I need someone in my life who can answer the following questions honestly:
"I feel skinny in this outfit. Am I wrong?"
"Is this skirt too summer-weight, or is it OK because it's black?"
"What is this thing on my lip?"
"Do you think I'm a nice person?"
"What is that smell?"

I am currently accepting applications, which should include your best recipes.