Momma Said There'd Be Days Like This...
Do you ever have one of those days when everything goes wrong? I know you do. I'm having two of them. Here's the scoop:

Yesterday, I noticed that my skirt was inside-out, while I was sitting in xyz specialist's office to book xyz procedure. I commuted, and worked most of the day with an inside-out skirt. What the hell's the point of hiring a geezely assistant if she doesn't let you know when you're fregging skirt's inside out? Just wait for her review....

Yesterday, every e-mail, every phone call, every meeting was bad, bad, news. The mail house is out of envelopes. The other printers are charging me for a varnish I hadn't budgeted for. The prez changed his mind and wants me to do a separate run in French now, but I spent all my budget on the English run. The subway was slow and I was almost late for xyz specialist, which stressed me out and made me crabby.

Today, I'm wearing two different shoes. Yup. Both dark brown pumps, but different. I feel like a right eejit. Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that I woke up at four o'clock this morning and couldn't get back to sleep. And, the printers have lost my bulletins. Some stewpid bitch brought her cute (not) little (not) fresh-smelling (not) doggie on the streetcar during morning rush-hour, and the little shit did exactly that. Later today, I have to do math. Earlier this morning, I watched my 80-year-old neighbour drive into a street sign.

What else makes me crabby? This guy. What kind of sick pervert wants to read essays about his students' first sexual experiences? I cannot believe that he was only suspended for three days. Mr. Crabby read me the story over the weekend, and we both started shouting at each other, which is what we do when we agree about very bad things.

That guy's even worse than the slut in Barrie who's seeking corporate sponsorship for her wedding. Radmila already went there, so I won't, but someone needs to give this spoiled and soiled bride-to-be an etiquette lesson, a good spanking, and perhaps even a bible.