Clap Those Hairy Palms
Forget what the nuns told you about going blind. An Australian study has found that interfering with yourself is actually good for you - if you're a guy. It figures.

On a more serious note, my most favourite author died last night. I knew it was coming; she's been so sick for a long time. I devoured everything she's written. I believed she was someone I'd like to know, that we could be friends. Thanks Carol, especially for Larry's Party, and Unless. You changed everything.