Seagulling: Are you a victim too?

This week I've been subjected to a rather nasty bout of seagulling, also referred to as shithawking. Colleagues fly into my office, circle about in a state of shrill distress, shit all over the place, and fly away. They fly in groups sometimes, and other times, all by themselves. But they always shit.

I've done no constructive work for days. Instead of clearing out my own shit this week as I had planned, I'm just cleaning up other people's shit.

I'm tired of the shit.