Seen and Heard This Week

Sign in Little India: "Come Before You Buy". Tempting. Maybe we could hire that store owner to be Nipple Pants Rubber Rub's director of advertising.

The Hubby on phone with headhunter, Wednesday: "Are you kidding? I'm a wealth of information!"

Near shores of Lake Ontario, earlier this afternoon: A whole bbq chicken and a wine glass, sitting in the sand behind tree.

In downtown ladies' room, yesterday: Hand-written zeroxed sign "Due to SARS, please wash your hands this time."

In friend's kitchen, forty minutes ago: Her ex-husband, eating her food and doing his laundry. Hmph.