Ice Advisory
Eight days and counting to Icy's dental surgery. To help amuse her during her week of misery at home, I am assembling a care package in my dining room . This isn't a surprise - I mentioned it to her last night after stewpid Margaret Nerdwood stood me up. That lazy, horrible bitch. Nerdwood, not Icy.

If you have any Archie comics, ketchup packages, lesbian porn, laundry to fold, or knit-me-an-afgan kits, send 'em my way. Seriously, e-mail me if you have something fun for Ice Queen. C'mon. She'd do it for you.