Latest Waste of Money
I bought some Rimmel mascara on Saturday, because it has a comb, rather than a brush. No more clumping, I thought. Ha. This comb desposited about a tablespoon of mascara on my eyelashes, which collapsed under the weight of all that muck. The wonder comb couldn't handle it, and I had to tissue most of it off, resulting in a "I just dipped my face in a tar pond" look. There are two lessons to be learned here: don't believe everything you see on TV, and don't apply mascara when under the influence of migraine medication.

What little mascara remained on my lashes flaked onto my cheeks throughout the day. There's eight dollars I'll never see again.