Crabby Says

Sunshine 'n roses (but not the expensive ones) My annual review went very well. Indeed, it was the most successful review of my career, ...

Show me the money, don't show me the door My annual review is coming up. In ninety minutes! Please, please, please let it be worth it. I...

I hope he doesn't bill me for the call Our event planner phoned me just to tell me that my hair looked amazing this morning. "I did...

Voulez-vous parler avec moi? I've finally sucked it up and found myself some French lessons. Well, really, they found me, via Crabby Cor...

Out from under the blankets Boy, that was cozy. Cozy, but lonely. The next time I go and hide for a month I'm taking you all with me. Y...

Bits 'n Pieces Dad's not Dead: Remember that guy from the Bits 'n Bites commercial who said "Every handful's diffe...